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Dirty Jokes In Hindi:

Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai?
Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain.
Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya.
Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai"
Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"
Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala
rahi thi
aur bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Madam boli: shor mat karo,
dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle
mein seet lagwa dungi.????

Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!

~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy!!

“L” Ko Pakado,
“O” Ko Dabao,
“V” Me Ghusao,
Jab “E” Awaaz aye,
Tau Samajna LOVE pura ho gaya.!!

Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya.
Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di.
Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli.
Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“!!

Funny*} Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi & English 2016 

Dirty Jokes In English:

Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special!!

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."!

“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”
A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?”
The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”!!

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."
The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."!!

What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!!

Dirty Jokes:

अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶
एक आदमी अपने 15 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था
बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला
बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है
बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ
इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ?
बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा !!

Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey
Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi
Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“!

Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya.
Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!!

एक लड़की का फोन टायलेट मे गिर गया. TOILET से ”जिन्न्न” प्रकट हुआ. .
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” जिन्न ” ने लड़की को गोल्ड का फोन दिया और कहा ये लो तुम्हारा फोन
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लड़की ने ”कुल्हाडी” वाली कहानी सुन रखी थी ।
इसलिए ईमानदारी का परिचय देते हुए कहा ये सोने का फोन मेरा नहीं है।
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” जिन्न ” :- धो के देख पगली तेरा ही है!!

Hindi Dirty Jokes:

घर के बाहर बारिश में लड़के ने लड़की से रोमांटिक होते हुए कहा :
जानू अब अंदर चले….
कब तक ‘हम तीनो’ ऐसे ही ‘खड़े’ रहेगे….!

Army Ki Bharti Ke Liye Medical Checkup Karvane Wale Ladkon Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi.
Doctor Ek Ladke Ki Gaand Check Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Puchha.
Doctor: Beedi Peete Ho?
Ladka Sharmate Hue: Kyu Saab, Gaand Se Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai Kya?

SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai
Sardar: Tuje kaise pata?
WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha
Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha!!

College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na”
Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga”
Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“!!

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..!

Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar
dost dilwaye to uphar
gharwale dilwaye to sanskar
aur khud le le to balatkar!!

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