Knock Knock Jokes: Hello Friends today we are going to sharing with you the latest collection of Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids and Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi and English language. A while back, I was at a playdate and asked by the kids to tell a Knock-knock Jokes. Though some people might find it boring , but they are certainly amazing. The Knock Knock Jokes is a type of joke. My mind Totally went blank, so I went online to find Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids. Here are some of the best ones I found for the preschool and elementary school set, in case you need to keep some on-hand. Have you ever tried Knock Knock Jokes with your friends or probably with your kids? they are fun, right! Knock Knock Jokes are probably the Funniest Jokes you can ever  come across especially for kids.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes
Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes have been around forever! Funny Knock Knock Jokes are making people laugh and cry at the same time. So today I decided to keep the fun rolling and made a batch of best Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids. so enjoy this collection Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids and share this post with your friends on social media sites like facebook WhatsApp etc.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Kids:

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts
Knock, knock
Who’s there?!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut who?
Doughnut asks, it's a secret.!
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Knock Knock Jokes For Kids:

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda hangs out with me right now?!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't let me in!

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!!

Knock Knock Jokes For Preschoolers:

This is a multi-parter:
Ether
Ether who?
Ether Bunny
Nother
Nother who?
Nother ether bunny
Lotta
Lotta who?
Lotta ether bunnies
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep run over all the ether bunnies...
My daughter loved that one.!!


Q: Knock-knock----Who's there?----Aaron----Aaron who?
A: Why Aaron you opening the door?!

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
.... Hanna partridge in a pear tree!!
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Funny Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood
Sherwood Who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!

Knock Knock Who's There?
Ahmed Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home.
All of my change I spent on you.!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?!

Kids Knock Knock Jokes:

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

“Who’s there?”
“Theodore!”
“Theodore who?”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

Best Knock Knock Jokes:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.!!

I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who's there?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don't cry, it's just me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yetta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito.!


Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Icicles!
Icicles who?
Icicles flying by the sea shore - their wings are flapping up and down!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
You sound like an owl!

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