Santa Banta Non veg Jokes: Hello Friends, Today we are going to sharing with you the latest collection of Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi and Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes 2016. Santa Banta is most popular for its Funny Jokes. It is the funny character of Sardar's name given as per suit of them SANTA-BANTA. It Is fun loving Non Veg Jokes of them and the best way to make happy to your friends or a special one to by sending Funny Non Veg Jokes. There is a huge collection of Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes, in many categories like Funny Non Veg Jokes, Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi, Non Veg Hindi Jokes, and interesting short Funny Jokes.

Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes
Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes

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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi:

एक बार एक आदमी अपने काम के सिलसिले में शहर से बाहर जा रहा होता है, तो जाते-जाते बीवी उसे कंडोम का पैकेट देकर बोली, "लो इसे रख लो, मूड बन गया तो इस्तेमाल कर लेना।"

आदमी यह देख मन ही मन खुश हुआ और सोचने लगा, "वाह क्या बीवी मिली है।"
ख़ुशी से झूमता हुआ वह आदमी जैसे ही घर से बाहर निकला अचानक बीवी आवाज़ देकर बोली, "जानू, उस में से दो मुझे भी देते जाओ अगर अचानक मेरा मूड बन गया तो मैं इस्तेमाल कर लूँगी।"
कहानी का सार: 'अगर बीवी समझदार हो तो सब मर्द सीधे हो जाते हैं।'!!

बंता: लड़कियों के यूरिन में लड़को के यूरिन से ज्यादा बदबू क्यों आती है!
संता: क्योंकि लड़कियों में लड़को की तरहा नीचे दो फिनायल की गोलियां नहीं होती!!

Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The.
Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi.
Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya.
Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha
Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge,
Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha..!!

Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket Then.
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.
.
.
Convert It Into Indian Currency,
And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke Samose Bhi Le Lena,
Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan Masala.
Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.!!


बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है?
संता: बियाग्रा!
बंता: वो कैसे?
संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!

Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi Non Veg:

Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain???
Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan???
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko 'Defective Condoms' Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi...!

जब Maggi बन हुई थी तो लड़कियों का बड़ा मज़ाक उड़ाया था लड़कों ने की अब क्या कुक करोगी ?
लो सालों, लग गयी बद्दुआ, हो गया पॉर्न बन!!!!

Pappu: “Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?“!

Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha
Uska lund bahut bada tha,
Ek aurat ne dekha to boli
Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega
Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai…..
Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara!!

Wife- Aaj mai Towel me thi aur room
me chachaji aa gaye..!
Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya?
Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT
bana liya..! Kuch SANSKAR mujhme
bhi Hai..!!

Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes:

Ek Computer Field ki
Ladki kya Gaali Degi?
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"Sale Infinite Loop....
Paidayshi Error....
Virus Ke Bache...
1 Click Marungi to Dharti se Delete ho ke Paatal mai Install ho jayega.......!

8 साल का बच्चा रेप केस में पकड़ा गया।
कोर्ट में लेडी वकील उसकी
नूनी पकड़ के बोली:- जज साहब देखो क्या इससे रेप होगा?
बच्चा बोला :- हिला मत केस हार जायेगी….!

2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!

Husband Aaj Raat Ka Kya Progrm Hai?
Wife : Munna So Jaye Phir.
Husband : Munna Abi Soya Nahi Hai?
Munna Bola : Maa Ki Izzat Khatre Mein Hai,
Neend Kaise Aayegi.

लादेन और अमिताभ
एक दिन लादेन अमिताभ बच्चन से मिला.
लादेन: क्या हाल है अमिताभ, क्या चल रहा है?
अमिताभ: बस कुछ खास नहीं, कभी खुशी कभी गम. और आपका?
लादेन: मेरा भी कुछ खास नहीं बस कभी गोला कभी बम.!!

Funny Non Veg Jokes:

A girl was handling Pappu's cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu???
Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain...!!

Paneer Rs.300/-Kg.
PETROL Rs.73/-Ltr
Condoms Wahi,
Rs.15/ Mein 3Pcs.
Bhenchod Aakhir..
Sarkar Chahti kya Hai ?
Ladki ko KHILAO Mat
GHUMAO' Mat
Bassss
CHODDTE Raho.?  

Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’? Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya. Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? 

Biwi raat me kapde utarte hue..
tirchi nazar se Santa ki taraf dekhte hue boli..
Pata hai na kya karna hai?
Santa: teri aisi ki taisi
Me itni raat ko kapde nahi dhounga.!!

Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai?
Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!

Pehli Veshya - Lagta hai grahak aa raha hai
Doosri Veshya - Tujhe kaise pata
Pehli Veshya - Mujhe LUND ki khushboo aa rahi hai
Doosri Veshya - Ari baawli vo to maine DAKAAR mari thi!!

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