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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi:

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi,
Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi,
Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne
Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh
Kyun Rahi Ho?
Wife:Bahar Tere Dost
Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh
Rahi Hoon!!

कल मैं मैराथन देखने गया, वहाँ पड़ोस की भाभी टाइट टी-शर्ट पहन के खड़ी थी।
उसने पूछा, “मेराथन देख रहे हो?”
अब मैं इस कश्मकश में हूँ कि उसने मेरा मन भाँप लिया था, या उसके उच्चारण में ही गड़बड़ थी?

1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta
2nd pagal ye kya hai?
1pagal -love letter hai.
 2pagal-magar ye to khali hai
1pagal - aajkal bolchal band hai.!

santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya….
Biwi: meri tango k beech ek ched hai..
Santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai…!!

Non-Veg Jokes In English:

A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty.
Girl: stupid stand up.!!

Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!

Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend.
Boy-Friend: “Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google”
Girl-Friend: “Don’t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick“!

An American was walking on  the road in London on a windy day.

A woman was walking on the road towards him when suddenly the wind blows her dress little up. ………she was not wearing her Panties.

The American, trying to speak as native as possible, says to girl, “It’s a bit airy, isn’t it?”

The girl replied angrily, “What did you expect, feathers……there?”!!

Interviewer: Please speak 2 lines about your wife.
My wife is my right hand. When she goes to her parents' house, my right hand becomes my wife!!

A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo,
Nike on his arms,
Reebok on his legs,
she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ,
He said: unwind when it augments,
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it gets to be Adidas.!!

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Hindi Non Veg Jokes:

Dusro Ko Agar Hamari Wajah Se Thodi Kushi,
Milti Hai To Hume Thoda Dard Sehne Mein,
Pareshani Nahi Honi Chaiye.
Samajsevika (Sunny Bai )

एक कुत्ता-कुतिया सेक्स कर रहा था ।
बच्चा :- पापा वे क्या कर रहे हैं ???
पापा :- बेटा कुता कुतिया को कुछ समझा रहा है ।
बच्चा :- आराम से भी समझा सकता है , गांड मारने की क्या जरूरत है????
पापा :- निकल मादरचोद😡😡😡😡👈🏻😡👈🏻😡😡😡

रंडी चाेदनी होती तो कबकी चाेद लेते..
हम तो बादशाह है घमंडी ही चाेदेंगें…😜
👆🏻👆🏻
ऐसा स्टेटस लगाने वाले लड़को को
अगर कोई लड़की Hiiii भी बोल दे….
तो पूरी रात मुठीया मारते मारते टोपा सुजा लेते हैं।..!!

Non Veg Jokes:

Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!!

Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha
Santa: “BF Hai?”
Ladki: “Haan Hai.”
Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?”
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पिंकी अपने बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ घूमने गई थी। जीतो ने देख लिया और फ़ोन करके पूछा, “बेटा, कहां हो?”
पिंकी: परीक्षा देने आई हूँ।
जीतो: ध्यान से। इस परीक्षा का परिणाम नहीं आना चाहिए।

Marne Ke Baad Ek Heejda Narak Mein Gaya
Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha
Yaamraj - Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya
Hijda Gusse Main - BC Tune De ke Kaya Bheja Tha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai!!

Non Veg Hindi jokes:

Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro.
Nayi soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo!
Ekdam Nai soch:- Jab tak kuch kar
nahi lete maro mat!
Hamari Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala
karna kya hai?

फिर शुरू हो गया है
शादियों का मौसम,
न जाने कितनों की मोहब्बत
गैरों के पलंग पर नंगी होगी…!!

Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai,
Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. "
Epic reply from His Friend -
"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !!

Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.
Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai”
Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“!

दिन भर की थकान के बाद पत्नी: आह! कोई चीज़ इतना सुकून नहीं देती जितना दिन भर की थकान के बाद 'ब्रा' उतारना।
पति: हाँ कभी 'गोटी खुजाई' हो तो जानो।!

आज का घंटा ज्ञान:
दुनिया के किसी भी वाक्य में किसी को चुप कराने की इतनी अलौकिक शक्ति नहीं जितनी...
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'चुप भोसड़ी के' में है।!

Jokes In Hindi Non Veg:

लड़की: बच्चा 2 दिन से दूध नहीं पी रहा।
डॉक्टर ने महिला की ब्रा में हाथ डाला और काफी देर तक मुआयना करने के बाद बोला,” इनमे दूध ही नहीं है।”
महिला: मैं तो इसकी मौसी हूँ।?

Pati bola: Good nite,
patni : aise kaise good nite
Band karo light,
hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,
karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!
Tab hogi good night!!

Chor ladki ki chain loot ke bhaaga Jaate jaate jorse boobs bhi daba gaya.
Bas usi din se ye muhavara bana: EK TO CHORI UPAR SE SEENAJORI…..!

Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi.

Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai.
Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God'…!!

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