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Funny Adult Jokes:</h3>
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In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as a drink. . A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water. . He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying: . "I USE TEA BAGS" face-smile.!!</blockquote>
 
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Ek bar karo na plz… Kisi ko pata nahi chalega… Plz karo naaa… Muje acha lage ga… Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri Kar do na plz… Ek pyara sa SMS! </blockquote>
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 In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.!!</blockquote>
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 A gang of sardars looted a bank,broke open the safe and found chilled lassi inside. They drank happily and left. Next day's headline: SARDARS LOOT SPERM BANK!</blockquote>
 
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You can predict any Girl’s future by just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!!</blockquote>
 
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This DIVINE Knowledge is called.. ASS-TR0LOGY!!</blockquote>
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  Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.!!</blockquote>
 
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Adult Jokes In Hindi:</h3>
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दूधवाला लगातार चिन्की के दरवाजे का डोरबेल बजा रहा था। चिन्की की माँ :-भैया कितना दबाओगे, अब बस भी करो तुमसे अच्छा तो पेपरवाला है जो चुपचाप. नीचे से डाल देता है…..!</blockquote>
 
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santa ke upar adalat mein ek case chal raha tha... Judge : tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya? Santa rote huye : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, so maine kardi.... !</blockquote>
 
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Teacher class mein = “Bachho, "Jimmedari" pe ek sentance banao” Santa = Madam ji, agar aapke blause ke 4 mein se 3 batan toot jaayen, To saari "Jimmedari" sirf ek batan par hogi.!!</blockquote>
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Sexy Jokes In Hindi:</h3>
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Teacher-"wats ur name" Santa-"HOLA" Teacher-"ye kya naam hua" Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha" Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"!!</blockquote>
 
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Pati - Judge Sahab Main Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahin Hoon Patni - ( Ne Bhi Tadak Ke Jawaab Diya ) Haramkhor Saara Mohalla To Khush Hai Tu Kahaan Ka Nawaab Hai.!</blockquote>
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 Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey. 😀!</blockquote>
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Adult Jokes In English:</h3>
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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”!!</blockquote>
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 A Lord got married. After the ceremony, unmarried friends went to a brothel. Unexpectedly they met the Lord there. - Lord, what are you doing here now that you are married and have a beautiful young wife? - Well, she was so tired that fell asleep at once. I thought it is not worth to wake her up for just a few of pounds.!!</blockquote>
 
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Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. . . Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...) . . . PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...) . . . Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)</blockquote>
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Adult Jokes:</h3>
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aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... k... ki... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka.........!</blockquote>
 
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लड़का डॉक्टर से : मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेग्नेंट है पर मैंने प्रोटेक्शन इस्तेमाल किया था...| डॉक्टर: एक कहानी सुनो, एक शिकारी एक दिन बन्दूक की जगह छतरी ले गया, अचानक शेर सामने आ गया तोह उसने छतरी का हैंडल खीचा और गोली चला दी, शेर वही मर गया... लड़का: घंटा.... किसी और ने गोली मारी होगी....!! डॉक्टर: एक्ज़ेक्टली!!</blockquote>
 
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आदमी आदमी ही रहेंगे: निप्पल मिला. चुसना शुरू, दीवार मिली. मूतना शुरू, ज़ुबान फिसली.. माँ-बहन शुरू, गांड मिली.. उंगली शुरू, फ़ोकट की मिली.. पीना शुरू, लंड हाथ आया.. हिलाना शुरू, चार दोस्त मिले.. गांडमस्ती शुरू, लड़की मिली.. चुदाई की प्लानिंग शुरू, ऐसा मेसेज मिला.. फॉरवर्ड करना शुरू....!!</blockquote>
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 Girl: It's 2 tight. Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly. G: Push it in. B: I can't. G: It's painful. B: forget it. We'll buy new WEDDING RING!</blockquote>
 
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what PEPSI stands for P=please E=enter P=penis S=slowly I=inside ha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more</blockquote>
 
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A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."</blockquote>
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Jokes For Adults:</h3>
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Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,!</blockquote>
 
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This time, I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it I I L I Lo I Lov I Love I Love Y I Love Yo I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!</blockquote>
 
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Dirty Jokes In Hindi:</h2>
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Bachcha maa se: Maa yeh pregnant kya hota hai? Maa ne gusse se dekha to woh samjha ki gusse ko pregnent kehte hain. Agle din school se laute samay bachcha ek ladki ke upar gir gaya. Ladki ki maa chillaayi "Yeh kya badtameezi hai" Bachcha "Arre main gira teri beti par hoon aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai"</blockquote>
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Girls hostel mein ladkiyan cycle chala rahi thi aur bahut chilla rahi thi. . . . . . . . Madam boli: shor mat karo, dheere-2 maza lo varna kal cycle mein seet lagwa dungi.????</blockquote>
 
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Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? Murga:- Yes.. Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun... . . . Bataun... . . . Chal anda de...!</blockquote>
 
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~ Romance Mathematics ~ <blockquote>
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy!!</blockquote>
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“L” Ko Pakado, “O” Ko Dabao, “V” Me Ghusao, Jab “E” Awaaz aye, Tau Samajna LOVE pura ho gaya.!!</blockquote>
 
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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ko Ape Ek Dost Ke Sath Sote Dekh Liya. Usne Aav Dekha Na Taav Bandook Uthayi Aur Dost Ko Goli Maar Di. Biwi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Mein Aake Boli. Biwi: “Tum Apne Gusse Pe Kaabu Rakho, Warna Ek Din Apne Sare Dosto Se Haath Dho Bethoge“!!</blockquote>
 
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Dirty Jokes In English:</h3>
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Today is international disadvantaged people day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend just as I've done, I don't care if u lick windows, interfere with farm animals or occasionally pee on urself. U hang in there sunshine, u r fucking special!!</blockquote>
 
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Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."!</blockquote>
 
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“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.” A little boy goes to school but bringing in a cat with him. Teacher asks him “why did you bring your cat to school?” The little boy replies, “Well, I heard my daddy telling mommy when the kids leave I’m gonna eat that pu**y up.”!!</blockquote>
 
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."!!</blockquote>
 
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What Is The Difference Between Sky And Skirt.?……….. ………………………………. Sky Covers The Whole Universe.. …………………………. Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!!</blockquote>
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Dirty Jokes:</h3>
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अत्यंत हरामी बच्चा👶 एक आदमी अपने 15 साल के बेटे का स्कूल बैग देख रहा था बैग में से एक कंडोम मिला बाप: मादरचोद इस उम्र में बैग में ये ले के घूमता है बच्चा: तो क्या करूँ इस उम्र में बाप बन जाऊँ? बर्दाश्त तो आपसे वो भी नहीं होगा !!</blockquote>
 
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Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi Bache Ki Neend Khull Gayi Papa: “Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?”Beta: “Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko Kese Neend Aayegi“!</blockquote>
 
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Panditji fati dhoti me mandir me matha tekne ko jhuke toh ek aurat ne uski g-and daan patra samajh 1 Rupya dal diya. Pandit bola: thoda age hath karke ab GHANTI bhi Baja do!!</blockquote>
 
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एक लड़की का फोन टायलेट मे गिर गया. TOILET से ”जिन्न्न” प्रकट हुआ. . . . ” जिन्न ” ने लड़की को गोल्ड का फोन दिया और कहा ये लो तुम्हारा फोन . . लड़की ने ”कुल्हाडी” वाली कहानी सुन रखी थी । इसलिए ईमानदारी का परिचय देते हुए कहा ये सोने का फोन मेरा नहीं है। . ” जिन्न ” :- धो के देख पगली तेरा ही है!!</blockquote>
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Hindi Dirty Jokes:</h3>
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घर के बाहर बारिश में लड़के ने लड़की से रोमांटिक होते हुए कहा : जानू अब अंदर चले…. कब तक ‘हम तीनो’ ऐसे ही ‘खड़े’ रहेगे….!</blockquote>
 
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Army Ki Bharti Ke Liye Medical Checkup Karvane Wale Ladkon Ki Line Lagi Hui Thi. Doctor Ek Ladke Ki Gaand Check Kar Raha Tha, Achanak Se Puchha. Doctor: Beedi Peete Ho? Ladka Sharmate Hue: Kyu Saab, Gaand Se Dhuan Nikal Raha Hai Kya?</blockquote>
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 SUHAG RAAT WIFE: Piche nahi aage dalte hai Sardar: Tuje kaise pata? WIFE: Mera dost mere aage se dalta tha Sardar: Chup kar mera dost mere pichhe dalta tha!!</blockquote>
 
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College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi Fees Collector Se Boli: “Sir, Le Lo Na” Sir: “2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga” Ladki: “Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai“!!</blockquote>
 
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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka.. Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to.. Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..!</blockquote>
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 Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar dost dilwaye to uphar gharwale dilwaye to sanskar aur khud le le to balatkar!!</blockquote>
 
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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi:</h3>
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एक बार एक आदमी अपने काम के सिलसिले में शहर से बाहर जा रहा होता है, तो जाते-जाते बीवी उसे कंडोम का पैकेट देकर बोली, "लो इसे रख लो, मूड बन गया तो इस्तेमाल कर लेना।"</blockquote>
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 आदमी यह देख मन ही मन खुश हुआ और सोचने लगा, "वाह क्या बीवी मिली है।" ख़ुशी से झूमता हुआ वह आदमी जैसे ही घर से बाहर निकला अचानक बीवी आवाज़ देकर बोली, "जानू, उस में से दो मुझे भी देते जाओ अगर अचानक मेरा मूड बन गया तो मैं इस्तेमाल कर लूँगी।" कहानी का सार: 'अगर बीवी समझदार हो तो सब मर्द सीधे हो जाते हैं।'!!</blockquote>
 
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बंता: लड़कियों के यूरिन में लड़को के यूरिन से ज्यादा बदबू क्यों आती है! संता: क्योंकि लड़कियों में लड़को की तरहा नीचे दो फिनायल की गोलियां नहीं होती!!</blockquote>
 
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Santa Banta Ek Din Samunder Ke Kinare Ghoom Rahe The. Achanak Se Ek Nangi Angrejan Ladki Unke Aage Aa Gayi. Santa Ne Use Dekha Aur Dekhte Hi Dar Ke Baag Gaya. Banta Ghar Aya To Usne Dare Hue Santa Se Puchha Banta: “Oye, Tu Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bhag Kyun Gaya Tha?” Santa Rote Hue: “Maa Kahti Hai, Nangi Ladki Ko Dekhne Se Patthar Ban Jaoge, Aur Mera Ek Hissa Kadak Bhi Hone Laga Tha..!!</blockquote>
 
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Shakespeare Said: If There Is A Single Dollar In Your Pocket Then. . . . . Convert It Into Indian Currency, And Buy A Pepsi Of Rs.30 Aur 20 Rupaye Ke Samose Bhi Le Lena, Aur 3 Ki Gold-Flake Aur 2 Ki Tara Gold Pan Masala. Wah Dada Wah Cha Gaya Sahkespare.!!</blockquote>
 
 
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बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है? संता: बियाग्रा! बंता: वो कैसे? संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!</blockquote>
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Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain??? Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan??? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko 'Defective Condoms' Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi...!</blockquote>
 
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जब Maggi बन हुई थी तो लड़कियों का बड़ा मज़ाक उड़ाया था लड़कों ने की अब क्या कुक करोगी ? लो सालों, लग गयी बद्दुआ, हो गया पॉर्न बन!!!!</blockquote>
 
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Pappu: “Jab Koi Ladki Bina Shadi Kiye Pregnent Ho Jati Hai Tab Uski Maa Saara Iljam Bhagwan Ko Dete Hue Kahti Hai, Hey Bhagwan, Ye Tune Kya Kiya?“!</blockquote>
 
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Ek pagal nanga bazar mein ghoom raha tha Uska lund bahut bada tha, Ek aurat ne dekha to boli Hamara desh tarakki kaise karega Saare kaam ke admi to pagal hai….. Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nahi tha, Principal entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai? 4 larkian sharmatay hue: Sir Hamara!!</blockquote>
 
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Wife- Aaj mai Towel me thi aur room me chachaji aa gaye..! Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya? Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT bana liya..! Kuch SANSKAR mujhme bhi Hai..!!</blockquote>
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Ek Computer Field ki Ladki kya Gaali Degi? . . . . "Sale Infinite Loop.... Paidayshi Error.... Virus Ke Bache... 1 Click Marungi to Dharti se Delete ho ke Paatal mai Install ho jayega.......!</blockquote>
 
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8 साल का बच्चा रेप केस में पकड़ा गया। कोर्ट में लेडी वकील उसकी नूनी पकड़ के बोली:- जज साहब देखो क्या इससे रेप होगा? बच्चा बोला :- हिला मत केस हार जायेगी….!</blockquote>
 
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2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the.. Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE" Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha, Mai to chhodne aya tha!!</blockquote>
 
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Husband Aaj Raat Ka Kya Progrm Hai? Wife : Munna So Jaye Phir. Husband : Munna Abi Soya Nahi Hai? Munna Bola : Maa Ki Izzat Khatre Mein Hai, Neend Kaise Aayegi.</blockquote>
 
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लादेन और अमिताभ एक दिन लादेन अमिताभ बच्चन से मिला. लादेन: क्या हाल है अमिताभ, क्या चल रहा है? अमिताभ: बस कुछ खास नहीं, कभी खुशी कभी गम. और आपका? लादेन: मेरा भी कुछ खास नहीं बस कभी गोला कभी बम.!!</blockquote>
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Funny Non Veg Jokes:</h3>
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A girl was handling Pappu's cock for the first time. After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu??? Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain...!!</blockquote>
 
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Paneer Rs.300/-Kg. PETROL Rs.73/-Ltr Condoms Wahi, Rs.15/ Mein 3Pcs. Bhenchod Aakhir.. Sarkar Chahti kya Hai ? Ladki ko KHILAO Mat GHUMAO' Mat Bassss CHODDTE Raho.?  </blockquote>
 
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Ek baar Santa Singh ne ek MENDAK se puchha ki ‘Sardaro me dimag hota hai’? Mendak bola: nahin, Aur paani mein kood gaya. Santa Sardar pura din sochta raha isme SUICIDE karne wali kya baat thi ? </blockquote>
 
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Biwi raat me kapde utarte hue.. tirchi nazar se Santa ki taraf dekhte hue boli.. Pata hai na kya karna hai? Santa: teri aisi ki taisi Me itni raat ko kapde nahi dhounga.!!</blockquote>
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 Santa: Hathi aur Ganne me kaise Fark kiya ja sakta hai? Banta: utha ke dekhiye, uth jaye to Ganna nahi to Hathi!</blockquote>
 
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Pehli Veshya - Lagta hai grahak aa raha hai Doosri Veshya - Tujhe kaise pata Pehli Veshya - Mujhe LUND ki khushboo aa rahi hai Doosri Veshya - Ari baawli vo to maine DAKAAR mari thi!!</blockquote>
 
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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi:</h3>
 
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Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar RahaThha, Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha. Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho? Wife:Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon!!</blockquote>
 
 
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कल मैं मैराथन देखने गया, वहाँ पड़ोस की भाभी टाइट टी-शर्ट पहन के खड़ी थी। उसने पूछा, “मेराथन देख रहे हो?” अब मैं इस कश्मकश में हूँ कि उसने मेरा मन भाँप लिया था, या उसके उच्चारण में ही गड़बड़ थी?</blockquote>
 
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1pagal. 1khali paper ko bar-2 choom rha ta 2nd pagal ye kya hai? 1pagal -love letter hai.  2pagal-magar ye to khali hai 1pagal - aajkal bolchal band hai.!</blockquote>
 
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santa singh suhaag raat ko thand ke maare rajai me ghus ke so gaya…. Biwi: meri tango k beech ek ched hai.. Santa : tabhi me kahu k hawa kaha se aa rahi hai…!!</blockquote>
 
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Non-Veg Jokes In English:</h3>
 
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A drunken says while kissing his girlfriend: darling your lips are very salty. Girl: stupid stand up.!!</blockquote>
 
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Girl goes TO repair umbrella. Umbrella man says:- Upper cloth has to be removed and rod has to b inserted. Girl says:- Do any thing but water shouldn’t go in !!!</blockquote>
 
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Ultimate Abuse Of Boy-Friend And Girl-Friend. Boy-Friend: “Shut Up You Bitch, Your Pussy Has Been Used More Than Google” Girl-Friend: “Don’t Talk, You Asshole, I Wear Heels Longer Than Your Dick“!</blockquote>
 
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An American was walking on  the road in London on a windy day.</blockquote>
 
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A woman was walking on the road towards him when suddenly the wind blows her dress little up. ………she was not wearing her Panties.</blockquote>
 
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The American, trying to speak as native as possible, says to girl, “It’s a bit airy, isn’t it?”</blockquote>
 
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The girl replied angrily, “What did you expect, feathers……there?”!!</blockquote>
 
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Interviewer: Please speak 2 lines about your wife. My wife is my right hand. When she goes to her parents' house, my right hand becomes my wife!!</blockquote>
 
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A young lady saw a man brimming with tattoo, Nike on his arms, Reebok on his legs, she was shocked when saw helps in his sex organ, He said: unwind when it augments, . . . . it gets to be Adidas.!!</blockquote>
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Hindi Non Veg Jokes:</h3>
 
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Dusro Ko Agar Hamari Wajah Se Thodi Kushi, Milti Hai To Hume Thoda Dard Sehne Mein, Pareshani Nahi Honi Chaiye. Samajsevika (Sunny Bai )</blockquote>
 
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एक कुत्ता-कुतिया सेक्स कर रहा था । बच्चा :- पापा वे क्या कर रहे हैं ??? पापा :- बेटा कुता कुतिया को कुछ समझा रहा है । बच्चा :- आराम से भी समझा सकता है , गांड मारने की क्या जरूरत है???? पापा :- निकल मादरचोद😡😡😡😡👈🏻😡👈🏻😡😡😡</blockquote>
 
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रंडी चाेदनी होती तो कबकी चाेद लेते.. हम तो बादशाह है घमंडी ही चाेदेंगें…😜 👆🏻👆🏻 ऐसा स्टेटस लगाने वाले लड़को को अगर कोई लड़की Hiiii भी बोल दे…. तो पूरी रात मुठीया मारते मारते टोपा सुजा लेते हैं।..!!</blockquote>
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Non Veg Jokes:</h3>
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota. Dr.: Ru married? NO Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!!</blockquote>
 
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Ek Bar Santa Ek Ladki Ke Saath Facebook Pe Chat Kar Raha Tha, Usne Ladki Se Pucha Santa: “BF Hai?” Ladki: “Haan Hai.” Santa: “HD Me Hai Ya Mp4 Me?” ***Blocked***</blockquote>
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 पिंकी अपने बॉयफ्रेंड के साथ घूमने गई थी। जीतो ने देख लिया और फ़ोन करके पूछा, “बेटा, कहां हो?” पिंकी: परीक्षा देने आई हूँ। जीतो: ध्यान से। इस परीक्षा का परिणाम नहीं आना चाहिए।</blockquote>
 
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Marne Ke Baad Ek Heejda Narak Mein Gaya Yamraj Ne Usko Rok Liya Aur Pucha Yaamraj - Chalo Hisaab Do Ki Duniya Mein Kya Kiya Hijda Gusse Main - BC Tune De ke Kaya Bheja Tha Jo Hisab Mang Raha Hai!!</blockquote>
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Non Veg Hindi jokes:</h3>
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Purani soch:-Karo ya Maro. Nayi soch:-Marne se Phle kuch karo! Ekdam Nai soch:- Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat! Hamari Soch:-Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?</blockquote>
 
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फिर शुरू हो गया है शादियों का मौसम, न जाने कितनों की मोहब्बत गैरों के पलंग पर नंगी होगी…!!</blockquote>
 
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 Boy -"Yaar, kal exam hai, Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena.. " Epic reply from His Friend - "Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai" !!</blockquote>
 
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Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi. Nurse: “Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai” Santa: “Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bacha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai“!</blockquote>
 
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दिन भर की थकान के बाद पत्नी: आह! कोई चीज़ इतना सुकून नहीं देती जितना दिन भर की थकान के बाद 'ब्रा' उतारना। पति: हाँ कभी 'गोटी खुजाई' हो तो जानो।!</blockquote>
 
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आज का घंटा ज्ञान: दुनिया के किसी भी वाक्य में किसी को चुप कराने की इतनी अलौकिक शक्ति नहीं जितनी... . . . . . . . . . 'चुप भोसड़ी के' में है।!</blockquote>
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Jokes In Hindi Non Veg:</h3>
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लड़की: बच्चा 2 दिन से दूध नहीं पी रहा। डॉक्टर ने महिला की ब्रा में हाथ डाला और काफी देर तक मुआयना करने के बाद बोला,” इनमे दूध ही नहीं है।” महिला: मैं तो इसकी मौसी हूँ।?</blockquote>
 
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Pati bola: Good nite, patni : aise kaise good nite Band karo light, hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite, karlo pussy se fight, Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE! Tab hogi good night!!</blockquote>
 
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Chor ladki ki chain loot ke bhaaga Jaate jaate jorse boobs bhi daba gaya. Bas usi din se ye muhavara bana: EK TO CHORI UPAR SE SEENAJORI…..!</blockquote>
 
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Pappu = Kal papa ke room se pray karney ki aawazein aa rahi thi. <blockquote>
Jeeto = Ye to achchi baat hai. Pappu = Papa to chup the, unki secretary chilla rahi thi 'O God…O God'…!!</blockquote>
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