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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><b><u>Adult Jokes:</u></b> Hello friends today we are going to share with you the latest and sexy collection of <b><u>Adult Jokes In Hindi</u></b> and<b><u> Funny Adult Jokes</u></b> for you. Here you can get <span style="color: #351c75;">Funny Adult Jokes</span>, <span style="color: #990000;">Sexy Jokes In Hindi</span>. <span style="color: #cc0000;">Adult Jokes</span> are popular among Naughty people, Who send them mainly with the purpose of teasing their friends. Go through them and select the ones you find naughty enough to send them to your friends and have fun. Let's Enjoy<span style="color: #e06666;"> Funny Dirty Jokes, Sexy Jokes, Adult Jokes</span> etc. So enjoy this latest collection and share this post with your sexy friends on social media sites like facebook WhatsApp Twitter etc.  I am also Publishing a post-<b><a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/non-veg-jokes-hindi-english.html">NonVeg Jokes In Hindi </a></b>And English Language.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYT9p45o-wv149XVCYIDihuNMhtDO-14RreXaExEecYoPAW-oTeVM0IraiT8djvCp-CS0MWa390SfG8IP_CPT1HzFaP6tMRpJczjWJ5ldodqWL-vpKtcKya53G1rsJw849dfzvxbwMoL_T/s1600/Adult+Jokes.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="Adult Jokes" border="0" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYT9p45o-wv149XVCYIDihuNMhtDO-14RreXaExEecYoPAW-oTeVM0IraiT8djvCp-CS0MWa390SfG8IP_CPT1HzFaP6tMRpJczjWJ5ldodqWL-vpKtcKya53G1rsJw849dfzvxbwMoL_T/s400/Adult+Jokes.png" title="Adult Jokes" width="400" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Adult Jokes</td></tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny Adult Jokes:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as a drink.<br />.<br />A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.<br />.<br />He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:<br />.<br />"I USE TEA BAGS" face-smile.!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Ek bar karo na plz…<br />Kisi ko pata nahi chalega…<br />Plz karo naaa…<br />Muje acha lage ga…<br />Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri<br />Kar do na plz…<br />Ek pyara sa SMS!<span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space: pre;"> </span></blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />In a party a lady wanted<br />to go to toilet so<br />she inquired with a sardar<br />papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,<br />sardarji replied u naughty<br />pehle tum dikhao.!!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />A gang of sardars looted a bank,broke open the safe and found chilled lassi inside. They drank happily and left. Next day's headline: SARDARS LOOT SPERM BANK!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> You can predict any Girl’s future by<br />just touching & feeling her BUTTOCKS..!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> This DIVINE Knowledge is called..<br />ASS-TR0LOGY!!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br /> Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from his job at the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job.!!</blockquote> <b><br /></b> <b><a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/funny-knock-knock-jokes-for-kids.html">51+BEST} Funny Knock Knock Jokes For kids, Preschoolers 'Best Collection 2016'</a> </b><br /> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Adult Jokes In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> दूधवाला लगातार चिन्की के दरवाजे का डोरबेल बजा रहा था।<br />चिन्की की माँ :-भैया कितना दबाओगे, अब बस भी करो<br />तुमसे अच्छा तो पेपरवाला है जो चुपचाप. नीचे से डाल देता है…..!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> santa ke upar adalat mein ek case chal raha tha...<br />Judge : tumne lady police officer ko apna hathiyar kyu pakdaya?<br />Santa rote huye : Judge sahab meri koyi galti nahi hai, ye mere ko boli kaam karvana hai to pehele mutthi garam karo, so maine kardi.... !</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Teacher class mein = “Bachho, "Jimmedari" pe ek sentance banao”<br />Santa = Madam ji, agar aapke blause ke 4 mein se 3 batan toot jaayen,<br />To saari "Jimmedari" sirf ek batan par hogi.!!</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Sexy Jokes In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Teacher-"wats ur name"<br />Santa-"HOLA"<br />Teacher-"ye kya naam hua"<br />Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha"<br />Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue"!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Pati - Judge Sahab Main Apni Biwi Se Khush Nahin Hoon<br />Patni - ( Ne Bhi Tadak Ke Jawaab Diya ) Haramkhor Saara Mohalla To Khush Hai Tu Kahaan Ka Nawaab Hai.!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola<br />Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick hota<br />Ladki Ne huste hue jawab diye<br />Ladki: Shukar karo nahi ho warna roz kisi ke lu*d pe lage hotey. 😀!</blockquote> <b><a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/dirty-jokes-hindi-english.html">Dirty Jokes} Dirty Jokes In Hindi And English Language</a> </b><br /> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Adult Jokes In English:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”!!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />A Lord got married. After the ceremony, unmarried friends went to a brothel. Unexpectedly they met the Lord there.<br />- Lord, what are you doing here now that you are married and have a beautiful young wife?<br />- Well, she was so tired that fell asleep at once. I thought it is not worth to wake her up for just a few of pounds.!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Ek aadmi apne bete ke liye ek ROBOT laya, jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.<br />.<br />.<br />Beta: Papa aaj mai school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (Sattaak...)<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tujhe saza mili, mai jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...)<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai. (Sattaak...)</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Adult Jokes:</span></h3> <blockquote> aaj tumhein akeiley mein...<br />le ja kar...<br />apney hontoon se eik...<br />k...<br />ki...<br />kis..<br />kiss...<br />kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka.........!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> लड़का डॉक्टर से : मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड प्रेग्नेंट है पर मैंने प्रोटेक्शन इस्तेमाल किया था...|<br />डॉक्टर: एक कहानी सुनो,<br />एक शिकारी एक दिन बन्दूक की जगह छतरी ले गया,<br />अचानक शेर सामने आ गया तोह उसने छतरी का हैंडल खीचा और गोली चला दी,<br />शेर वही मर गया...<br />लड़का: घंटा....<br />किसी और ने गोली मारी होगी....!!<br />डॉक्टर: एक्ज़ेक्टली!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> आदमी आदमी ही रहेंगे:<br />निप्पल मिला. चुसना शुरू,<br />दीवार मिली. मूतना शुरू,<br />ज़ुबान फिसली.. माँ-बहन शुरू,<br />गांड मिली.. उंगली शुरू,<br />फ़ोकट की मिली.. पीना शुरू,<br />लंड हाथ आया.. हिलाना शुरू,<br />चार दोस्त मिले.. गांडमस्ती शुरू,<br />लड़की मिली.. चुदाई की प्लानिंग शुरू,<br />ऐसा मेसेज मिला.. फॉरवर्ड करना शुरू....!!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />Girl: It's 2 tight.<br />Boy: Don't worry,I'll do it slowly.<br />G: Push it in. B: I can't.<br />G: It's painful. B: forget it.<br />We'll buy new<br />WEDDING RING!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> what PEPSI stands for<br />P=please<br />E=enter<br />P=penis<br />S=slowly<br />I=inside<br />ha..ha..ha..hy.. Ye dil magay more</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Jokes For Adults:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte<br />Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte<br />Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye<br />par dil kehta hai ke aap hamein bhula nai sakte.,!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> This time, I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it<br />I<br />I L<br />I Lo<br />I Lov<br />I Love<br />I Love Y<br />I Love Yo<br />I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!</blockquote> <br /> <a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/non-veg-jokes-hindi-english.html">Dirty*} Non-Veg Jokes In Hindi And English Language</a><br /> <br /> <a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/santa-banta-non-veg-jokes.html">Funny*} Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes In Hindi & English 2016</a> </div>

NEW*} Funny Adult Sexy Jokes In Hindi And English Language

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