{TOP*} 51 Best Funny Quotes SMS Messages Shayari Jokes In Hindi

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><b><u>Funny Quotes SMS Messages Shayari Jokes:</u></b> Hello Friends, Are you searching for fun? if yes then you are the </span>right<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> place. Friends in our </span>everyday<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> life Jokes SMS Shayari are always created in real. Today we are going to share with you the best </span>collection<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> Funny Quotes In Hindi, Funny SMS In Hindi and Funny Messages In Hindi, & <b><u>Funny Shayari In Hindi </u></b>2016.  </span>Maybe<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> that makes smile on your face. </span>Everyone's<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> life smile is a </span>very<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> important thing without smile life will make </span>your<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> hell. So be happy and smile </span>every day<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">. <b><u>Jokes </u></b>may have a punch line that works always. We should take everything on the </span>positive<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"> side. If you feel your best in the world nothing does not matter that will make you happy person. </span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br /></span> <table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicYtyHkSUVrXftBULYZ3ZYlF4yZ8EFeOBsBYOigvKSO0bd6OXbNKSrFqV2Dab0vL4qmEjX-EE8tkm_KEzjKPKyBJ21DBo8eO0obguaRrnWo75mVqIfCNWtYYC19X9nX4xR_5RdnwHcwOhE/s1600/Funny.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img alt="Funny Quotes Jokes In Hindi" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicYtyHkSUVrXftBULYZ3ZYlF4yZ8EFeOBsBYOigvKSO0bd6OXbNKSrFqV2Dab0vL4qmEjX-EE8tkm_KEzjKPKyBJ21DBo8eO0obguaRrnWo75mVqIfCNWtYYC19X9nX4xR_5RdnwHcwOhE/s1600/Funny.jpg" title="Funny Quotes Jokes In Hindi" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny Quotes Jokes In Hindi</td></tr> </tbody></table> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Some people make their own jokes Shayari to make another laugh. Such people are really great. If you want to crack some Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes, Funny SMS, Funny Shayari and <b><u>Funny messages</u></b> every in the Hindi language. So friends enjoy this post and smile every day and share this post with your friends on the social media sites WhatsApp facebook.  </span><br /> <br /> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny Quotes In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> जब मैं मरुँ , तो शांति से जाना चाहता हूँ , जैसे मेरे दादा जी चले गए – सोते हुए . ना कि उनकी कार में बैठे पैसेंजर्स की तरह चीखते –चिल्लाते .!!</blockquote> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />Ek kaali african ladki ko God(bhagwan) ne pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli: –<br />Wow! God kya aab main pari ban gayi hun..?<br />God = Nahin re pagali..! Tum ab Chamgaadar ban gayi ho…!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> <br />किसी मूर्ख के साथ बहस मत करो . वो तुम्हे अपने स्तर तक गिरा देगा और तुम्हे अपने अनुभव से पीटेगा।!</blockquote> <br /> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny SMS In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Santa ne challenge kiya.....<br />"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...<br />Sare new channel wale waha pahuch gye....<br />Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"..!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> गर्ल- मुझे क्यू देख रहे हो? तुम्हारी कोई बहन नही है क्या?<br />बॉय – है इसीलिए तो देख रहा हू.. पगली |<br />गर्ल- क्यू? बॉय – मेरी बहन को भाभी चाहिए.</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Main Tumhare Ghar K<br />Bahar Kaafi Der Se<br />Khara Hoon<br />Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy<br />Darwaza Kholo<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko<br />Tung Nahi Krna<br />Chahiye ...!!</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny Messages In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> पति -( पत्नी से बोला ) आज सुबह न मालूम किसका मुंह देखकर उठा था कि दिन का खाना नसीब नहीं हुआ ?<br />पत्नी बोली - मेरी मानो , बेडरुम में लगे आइने को हटा दो , वरना रोजाना यही शिकायत रहेगी |<br />डायरेक्टर: मैंने द्रौपदी के रोल के लिए Sunny Leone को साईंन कर लिया है....<br />दुशासन: वोह तोह ठीक है, पर मै खीचूँगा क्या...??</blockquote> <br /> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Aaj Ka Vichar..:)<br />Jo Baccha Apne Maa Baap Ki<br />Dil Se Seva Karta Hai....<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" Me<br />Zyada Dikkat Nhi Aati.!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.<br />Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!<br />GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??<br />BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..<br />Solid Lagti Hai..!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> God apun se pucha,<br />Kidhar jana mangta ?<br />SWARG YA NARAK ? :?:<br />Apun bola NARAK ! :!!<br />Apun ko malum,<br />Tum sala dost log udharich milega,<br />Bole to Jidhar tum, Woich apun ka SWARAG ! !</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny Shayari In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> कभी गरम कभी ठंडा पिया करों<br />SMS कुछ नया-नया किया करों…<br />अरे कंजूस !!!<br />कभी तो नेट पेक रिचार्ज करवा लिया करों…<br />हम हंसी के डॉक्टर है…<br />रोज हमसे हंसी की खुराक लिया करो….!!!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,<br />Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likh<br />Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..<br />Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .<br />Dil todh kar chala gaya..<br />KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA..!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> हिचकियां धडकनों से तेज होने वाली हैं आज जरूर कोई बात होने वाली है या तो वो आज बिछड़ रहे हैं मुझसे या आज उनसे मुलाकात होने वाली है!!</blockquote> <h3 style="text-align: left;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Funny Jokes In Hindi:</span></h3> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Pappu ki hui master se ladai<br />Master ne ki pappu ki pitai<br />Pappu ka garam hua khoon<br />Gaya kabristan or master ki,<br /><br />photo taang ke likh diya<br />COMING SOON..!</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> सभी मर्द बहादुर होते है कोई horror movie उन्हे डरा नही पाती.. लेकिन wife की 11 Missed calls पूरी तरह से डरा देती है..!!</blockquote> <br /> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> Wife : Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?<br />Husband : Behan se.<br />Wife : To phir itni dhimi awaaz me kis liye?<br />Husband : Teri hai, Is liye...</blockquote> <br /> <blockquote class="tr_bq"> पप्पू एक बार पार्टी में गया ,,<br />वहाँ उसने दबा दबा के 10 बटर नान खा लिए ,,<br />थोड़ी देर बाद पेट में दर्द हुआ ,,<br />भाग कर टॉयलेट में गया ,,<br />पेट पकड़ कर बोला –<br />.<br />बहुत दर्द हो रहा है ,,<br />..<br />हे भगवान या तो जान निकाल दे या नान निकल दे!!</blockquote> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I hope you like this collection <b><u>Funny Quotes SMS Messages Shayari Jokes</u></b> in Hindi language. Do don't forget to share this latest collection with your friends on your social profile like WhatsApp facebook Twitter etc.</span><br /> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span> <span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Also Like: <a href="http://funnyjokesimages33.blogspot.in/2016/06/funny-jokes-sms-hindi.html">Funny Jokes*} Very Funny Jokes SMS In Hindi Language</a></span></div>

{TOP*} 51 Best Funny Quotes SMS Messages Shayari Jokes In Hindi

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